funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
