funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
