crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.