crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
