funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
