funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
