Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
Why was the broom late?
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.