What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What do moths study in school?
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.