crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
