funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
