funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.