funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
