funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
