crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
