What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What city has no people?
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.