funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.