funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
