What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
What do you call a great dog detective?
What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What clothes does a house wear?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
Which is the rope you never skip with?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.