Hard crazy riddles

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?

I have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?

What is a frog's favorite game?

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?