crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
