crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.