funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
