crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
