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Three coats of paint

Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
86.00 %
40 votes

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Baby ghost

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
85.32 %
38 votes

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Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
86.62 %
42 votes

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I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
90.26 %
43 votes

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A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
89.81 %
41 votes

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