What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!cleancrazyfunnyshort
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.cleancrazyfunnyshort
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.crazyshort
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.crazyfunnyshort
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.crazyfunnyshort
Which is the rope you never skip with?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."