funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
