What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.cleanloveshortwhat am I
When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?
Your own reflection in the mirror.cleanloveshort
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.cleanloveshort
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.cleanlove
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.cleanloveshort
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.cleanloveshort
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.cleanlove
This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?