funnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanfunnylogicA woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyshortWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyshortWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyDracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnylogicJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
animalfunnyshortWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyshortWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
