funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
