funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
