funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
