funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
