Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What clothes does a house wear?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.