What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.