funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
