Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What is a fish without an eye?
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).