What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What clothes does a house wear?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
Which insect is the best in games?
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).