What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What clothes does a house wear?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).