funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
