cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
