funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
