crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
