crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.