What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking. cleanfunnyshort
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.cleanlogicmysteryshort
A man owned a casino and invited some friends.
It was a dark stormy night, and they all placed their money on the table right before the lights went out.
When the lights came back on, the money was gone.
The owner put a rooster in an old rusty tea kettle.
He told everyone to get in line and touch the kettle after he turned the lights off, and the rooster will crow when the robber touched it.
After everyone touched it, the rooster didn't crow, so the man told everyone to hold out their hands.
After examining all the hands, he pointed out who the robber was.
How did he know who stole the money?
Because the tea kettle was rusty, whoever touched it would have rust on their hands. The robber didn't touch the kettle, therefore he was the only one whose hands weren't rusty.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.cleanwhat am I
I have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.