funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
