If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What tea do hockey players drink?
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?