Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What tea do hockey players drink?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!