funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
