What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What tea do hockey players drink?
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!