funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
