Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What tea do hockey players drink?