What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What tea do hockey players drink?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?