funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
