Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What tea do hockey players drink?
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.