funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
