funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
