What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnyshort
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.crazyfunnyshort
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.crazyshort
A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.crazyshort
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.crazyfunnyshort
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.