funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.