funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
