funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
