funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
