funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
