If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?