What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What is common between a dog and a tree?