Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What is common between a dog and a tree?
What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).