funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
