funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
