crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
punnytrickyWhat starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
A teapot.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
