funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
