What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
What does a house wear?
What city has no people?