funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
