Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What you call a witch at a beach?