What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
What city has no people?
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What is the largest living ant in the world?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.