Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
How do rabbits travel?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.