What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What city has no people?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.