funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.