funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
