funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.