funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.