# Riddle #331

funny

## Cards on the ark

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
84.15 %

## Three passengers

You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
83.13 %

## Between earth and heaven

Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
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## Cat’s favorite breakfast

What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
83.08 %

A vicious circle.
82.80 %
funny

## Baby corn

What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
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## The most precious fish

Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
81.85 %

## Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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## Telephone problem

A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
80.29 %

## Sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
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## Where did the sheep go on vacation

Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
81.02 %