funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleverfunnysimpleWhat goes on increasing every second but never decreases?
Your age
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
