Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
How do rabbits travel?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
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Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.