funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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crazy funny Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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Because, people turn them on.
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PENguin.
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Stable tennis.
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Because he does not feel well.
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The baaaahamas.
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Because he got lost in her eyes.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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In a cat-alogue.
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