funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
