funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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punny funny What you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
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An umbrella.
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I find you very attractive.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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Catch ya later!
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In the dictionary.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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