funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funnyshortWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnyshortHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
cleanfunnyFour children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
funnyA man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
cleanfunnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
