funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funny Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
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Big holes all over Australia!
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Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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A mushroom.
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Electricity.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
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A fruit fly.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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