Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
What goes up when rain comes down?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.crazyfunny
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.animalcleanfunnyshort
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.cleanfunnylogic
A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.cleanfunny
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!funny
A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.