Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
what am Ifunny
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.