Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What is a fish without an eye?
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.