Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!cleanfunnyshort
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.funnylogicshort
Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?" "That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars." What was Elmer Johnson buying?
He was buying house numbers.cleanfunnyshort
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.cleanfunny
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.animalcrazyfunny
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.