funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
