funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).