funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
