funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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cleanfunnylogicshortA kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
funnyshortWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyloveYou are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
funnyshortWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
animalfunnyshortWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanfunnylogicA woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking.
cleanfunnyshortScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
animalfunnyshortWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
