funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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Because he has a black belt.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
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A Bulldog.
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FSH.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
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Fall.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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Forget-me-nuts.
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The living room.
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