Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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What you call a witch at a beach?
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.