funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
