funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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cleanfunnyshortWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
funnylogicshortWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyMr. Jason was walking along the sea shore. Suddenly it started drizzling and turned into a heavy rain. He wasn’t carrying any umbrella, not even any cap. He was completely wet and all his clothes were soaked in rain. Yet not even a single strand of his hair was wet! How was that possible?
Mr. Jason was bald.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyshortWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
