funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
