funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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clean funny crazy Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
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She wanted to be on time.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
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Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
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Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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In the river bank.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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