Riddle #331

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?

What do you call a great dog detective?

A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?

What do sea monsters eat?

After recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question's wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question's wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key? Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door. Blue: This key is not at one of the ends. Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between). Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door. Orange: This key is in the middle.

An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

How can you get four suits for a dollar?

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?