Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.funnylogicshort
Which city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.funny
Mr. Jason was walking along the sea shore. Suddenly it started drizzling and turned into a heavy rain. He wasn’t carrying any umbrella, not even any cap. He was completely wet and all his clothes were soaked in rain. Yet not even a single strand of his hair was wet! How was that possible?
Mr. Jason was bald.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.cleanfunny
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.funnyshort
What do moths study in school?