funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
