funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.