funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
