funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
