funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
