funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
