funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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A Jumbo Jet.
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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Forest.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
