funny Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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Two-lips.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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Pupsi-cola.
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Snowflakes.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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They log in.
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An investigator.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic poems Four jolly men sat down to play,
and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
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