funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.