funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
