funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
