funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
