Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What do you call a great dog detective?
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.