# Riddle #506

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## Hot-dog star

Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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## Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony \$100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
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## Key that opens no doors

There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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## Little dog's favorite drink

What is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
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## What do snowmen eat for breakfast

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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## The doughnut shop

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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## Trees accessing the internet

How do trees access the internet?
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## An alligator wearing a vest

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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## Played all night till break of day

Four jolly men sat down to play, and played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun, with separate scores for every one. Yet when they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts! Can you the paradox explain? If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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