funny Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
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A toothless squirrel.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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The living room.
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Broco-Lee
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The letter V.
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Alley cats.
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An antique!
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