Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.