funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
