funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
