funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
