funny How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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funny Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
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In a cat-alogue.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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Fish and ships.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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