How do rabbits travel?
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What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What kind of ties can't you wear?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.