funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
