funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
