punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
