funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.