funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
