funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.