funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
