funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.