funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
