Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
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What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
What is the largest living ant in the world?
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
What do you call a great dog detective?