Riddle #354

funny

What do ghosts wear

What do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
79.60 %

How many seconds are there

How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
63.51 %

Has a bark but no bite

What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
67.91 %

Cross cat with an elephant

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
75.58 %

A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
82.29 %

A calf

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
73.13 %

Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
78.12 %

Fish without an eye

What is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
78.47 %

A hungry donkey

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
70.46 %
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Why do bees hum

Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
59.64 %