What do ghosts wear on their feet?
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What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.