funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
