funny punny If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
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She wanted to be on time.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny crazy Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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A baseball team.
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It overswept.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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A bat.
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