loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
cleansimpletrickyWhat bird can lift the most?
A crane.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
A blackboard
cleansimplecleverWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
cleansimpleIt's red, blue, purple and green. No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Rainbow.
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
