cleansimplecleverlogicWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
