funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleansimpleWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
