What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
simpleclevercleanlogicIt always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
logiccleansimpleIt always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
Pepper.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
