crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!